What is Cheese Gnomes?
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cheese gnomes are small genetically disabled people who reside in refridgerators. Know widely throught history for the blatant pilfering of the last piece of chesse in the fridge.
have been known to go as far as stealing other acouterments and making small sandwiches for sustinence of their family. possible origin of the tea sandwich.
it is written that in the 60's there was an infestation of small people in the royal castle's kitchens in Britania. the media brushed it away as a small rebelist group of american hippies looking for food, when in fact they were cheese gnomes
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