Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Spider Fucked

1. So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked, Check A Few Things, 1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina? 2.) Are The..

Cringland

1. The sometimes marshy area south of the vagina, and yet, somehow also south of the stankerous regions of the asshole. I hear the weather..

Zimpick

1. The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine. "Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpic..

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