Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Domeskee

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No Teter

1. Inside joke used to describe someone who is a pedophile. No Teter! She is only 13, not 31. Guy: How old are you? Girl: I am 12 year..

Egosexual

1. someone who would only have sex with themselves. Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual See cole 2. A person so self-involved, he/she l..

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