What is Cheese Guru?
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Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
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To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)
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