Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Daisy Slap

1. when a man is arroused and another person would slap his genitals in a humorouse gesture Tom was feeling a bit frisky until Mary notice..

Urbanfied

1. Any word that is placed on slangdefine for the purpose of displaying humor or pissing someone off. "The word meyered was urbanfied..

Delte

1. To voluntarily ostracize oneself from others, to neuter or castrate oneself. Subject often recieves sexual gratification from the act. ..

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