Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

See buttshark, certs, angry man, losers

Un-invite

1. When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend. "Hey! I'm having a party on S..

Earphone Distance

1. The distance two people have to be from each other in order to share the earpeices of a single set of earphones. We were packed pretty ..

Hawesomez

1. Also see awesomez, hawesomez is the ultimate in all awesomeness, like seeing a god/goddess, and then being allowed to perform dirty acts..

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