Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Asshole Bombah~!

1. Some describe it as a weak kick to the face, but in actuality, the user removes their detachable penis, attaches it to the bottom of the..

Zoobomb

1. A group in Portland, Oregon that rides jankity little kids bikes down huges hills every Sunday night. Famous for their bike art--the cha..

Giving Dome To Death

1. When the driver of a vehicle gives head to the passenger of the car while "driving". "It's so sad how Sara and Jimm..

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