Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

See buttshark, certs, angry man, losers

La Bon

1. When a man’s image is so feminine and overly quaffed, that they end up looking like Simon La Bon from the 80’s new-wave band Duran Duran..

Slipping The D

1. Inserting the male genitals into the female's vagina "Yo son, just slip her the d!" "How'd things go with her..

Goin' Big

1. Term invented by one of the best looking people around, meaning, not packing your f word suitcases. It means staying out till five back ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cheese Guru Edit Meaning