Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Outlay

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Zip Lock Bag

1. a woman that has a tight vagina She was as tight as a zip lock bag. See gash, hatchet wound..

Rightdiculous

1. An adjective used to describe something that is completely ridiculous. "Your hair looks rightdiculous today ... pirjahn!" Se..

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