Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Jolly Pirate

1. The sexual act of cumming in a girls eye, and giving her a dead-leg. This results in her hopping around, one eye closed, like a jolly pi..

Lady Pleaser

1. An alternate reference to the penis Give me your lady pleaser See cock, sword, man tool..

I.a.f.

1. Intense as Fuck Dude 1: hey man did you see that fight at school? Dude 2: yeah man that shit was I.A.F. Dude 1: hell yeah it was. Se..

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