Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Laggina

1. A computer vagina. Located in the tower. Im gonna kick your laggina. See laggina, lagina, vagina, computer, myspace..

Trufflehunter

1. An adorable hunchback mink sort of creature that hobbles around Narnia hunting truffles. Schteve wanted some delicious truffles, so he ..

D.i.v.a.s

1. Deadly Viper Assassanation Squad. Seen in the movie Kill Bill. Quentin Tarantino is a fucking genious!!! See Seth..

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