Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Burn One

1. the act of smoking marijuana yo man im bout to go burn one wanna hit this shit 2. To smoke a cigarette or other dried plant leaf. Ar..

Marmite

1. A black, gooey spread, almost a form of yeast extract, allthough far superior, produced by the allmighty Bestfoods corporation(, the onl..

One Hump Pump

1. A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enoug..

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