Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Gayford

1. Someone who sucks at life. "God, that kid sucks at life. What a gayford." See gayford, gay, homo, fag, douche, faggot, ford..

Lucid

1. To feel as thought you can express yourself with 100% clarity. Often felt by those who are under the influence of narcotics. "dud..

Enjointment

1. A state of being affected by smoking a marijuana cigarette. (also: Enjointed, Enjointing) "Would you like some enjointment?" ..

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