Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Veg Head

1. One who does not consume meat. AKA a vegetarian "Woah man you don't eat meat!?!" "Yah.. I'm a veg head"..

Gabor

1. The surname of the Gabor Sisters. Eva, Magda, and Zsa Zsa Gabor are Three of the most famous sisters. EVER. EVARRRR. >.> Coined th..

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