Cheese Guru

What is Cheese Guru?

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.

Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.

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Hosta

1. The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other. Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta! Elizabeth: I love left..

Mirror

1. A girls prized possesion. Synonoyms include reflective glass and anything shiny. Damn, that chick wont stop fuckin admirin her ugly fac..

Silver Fur

1. An old womens pubic hair. Grandma's silver fur looks like an iced over airplane strip. See silver, fur, pussy, grandma, women, pu..

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