Cheese Hands

What is Cheese Hands?


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A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."

"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

See party, frat, retarded, drunk


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