Cheese Monkey Edit Meaning

1.

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

See Joe

2.

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.

"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"

"eww really"

"mhm"

See bum, cheesemonkey, sniff, poo, a-hole

3.

One who wears Christmas sweaters during Christmas.

You can tell he was a cheese monkey when his nose started to bleed as his conversation progressed with the mildly attractive girl.

See doug, michelle, oliver, ham

4.

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.

Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.

See jabroni, goon, mook, wedge, tool

5.

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

See Sirus

6.

egor

egor, u fookin cheese monkey

7.

a person who sucks cock and likes the taste, thus being a cheese monkey due to the addiction to nob cheese, also see cheesey gums.

That daedo over there is a regualar cheese monkey.