What is Cheese Platter?
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a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey
girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night
girl 2: oh
gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!
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2.
A term generally reffering to an attractive looking female that you would keep coming back to for more.
"She's a cheese platter, I'd go her many times mate, many times..."
Random Words:
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To reveal ones gash
aka - flap/rat/kebab/burger
cunt/punani/minge/flange
lady cake/pussy/fanny
When a woman reveals her vagina.
Alr..
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Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.
"I ..
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a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.
Lauren tells Mike and John this story..