What is Cheese Wanker?
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cheese wanker
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!
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