Cheese Wanker

What is Cheese Wanker?

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:

1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese

2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!

BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

See wanker, cheese, tosser, wanking, dairy

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