What is Cheese Whiz?
1.
Bullshit, nonsense
Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18
2.
Weapon of mass destruction.
Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.
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3.
The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam
Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best
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4.
A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.
when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack
"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"
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5.
Canned non-food item!
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6.
O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.
Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!
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7.
Mankind's miracle in a can!
mmmmmmmm, cheesie
