What is Cheeseball?
1.
Someone, usually a male around his teenage years who pretends to be funny. He uses mostly slapstick humor (usually involving the removal of his own clothing or the putting on of woman's clothing), corny old jokes or in general just acts like a three year old.
As a former cheeseball myself I can attest that most cheeseballs use this humor to try to get cheap laughs out of people in hope that they will like them more. 99% of the time the cheeseball just looks like a jackass however that 1% the cheeseball miraculously goes about making friends.
"Look at me Lila I'm a Viking!" as this particular cheeseball blocks the path of his girlfriend in an aisle while wearing Viking horns.
"I can speak bird - 'meow, meow'" - said as someone points at a pidgeon in a park.
Guy A: Wow you like men
Guy B: No you like men
Guy A: No she likes men (pointing at a girl)
Guy B: Haha girls like men! (Both in this case were cheeseballs)
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2.
Used one time after a person says something silly, goofy or corny, or behaves in a similar way.
Or, on a regular basis, to describe someone who says things or behaves in silly, goofy or corny ways repeatedly.
Melvin is acting like a total cheeseball
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3.
Coming from the word "cheesy", "lame", usually refers to guy who tries to act hot but fails greatly at it. Just think of a greasy cheeseball.
He acted like such a cheeseball
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4.
A person who often says corny things at the wrong times, thinking they are funny and cool. Usually can be found wearing the typical cheeseball attire: polo shirts that are too tight with a possible popped collar, shoes that are supposedly Italian leather, and hair with enough gel in it to start a small housefire.
Me: Man, that Wesley Turner guy sure is a cheeseball.
Kevin: Yeah, almost as bad as Jody Cataldo.
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5.
A person who uses cheezy phrases.
These phrases are often followed by the cheezeball's uncontrollable laughter at their own jokes, so the people who hear the joke start to laugh too - just because it's so cheezy. Used in a cute but condescending way.
Typical cheezeballs: Parents, Teachers, Dorky friends
Typical cheezeball phrases:
Parent talking to daughter: "Honey, if you like Fall Out Boy, you must be a Fall Out Girl!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher talking to students: "To get a line perpendicular to this one, what do you have to do to the slope? Do what Missy Elliot does! Flip it and reverse it!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dorky friend talking to other friend: "Man, that guy's hot like... like... like an oven!" *laughter and slight awkwardness*
My friend is such a cheeseball. If only he'd get some quality jokes.
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what a Cheeseball !
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In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)
I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.
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