What is Cheeseburger?
1.
An American-style entree consisting of a patty of grilled, fried, or seared ground beef topped by a slice of cheese, wrapped with two halves of a bun. Common cheeses include American, Cheddar, and Pepper Jack. Buns are generally of the White, Potatoe, or Sesame variety.
Two cheeseburgers and a large coke, your total is two thirty-four. Please pull to the second window.
2.
a hamburger with cheese on top
person 1--- "hey, what's for lunch?"
person 2--- "cheeseburgers!!"
person 1--- "huh?"
person 2--- "you just ad cheese to the burger"
person 1--- "o, yea!! duh!!"
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3.
Delicious food made from cheese and cow. Great for picnics or just a normal meal.
Holy shit Marty sure can eat a fucking cheeseburger. Wow. I mean, that shit is whack, yo. That motherfucker can eat! Look out Hamburglar, Marty will eat your bitch ass too.
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4.
A sexual position requiring two women and one man. One woman sits on the other's face, allowing the woman being sat on to provide cunnilingus. The woman receiving cunnilingus must position her posterior parallel to the other woman's breasts. At that point, the man may enter and slide his penis between one woman's breasts until he enters the other woman's anus. This creates a "cheeseburger": two buns, some cheese, and meat.
James: Dude, seriously, why can't I ever get a girlfriend?
Matt: Because you always fucking ask them to get together with Cher and give you a cheeseburger!
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5.
A name given to very large girls, usualy to girls with three rolls of stomach fat. The first roll being the top bun, middle roll being the burger, and the third roll being the bottom of the bun.
Dude One "Oh dang. Did you see that chick that just walked past?"
Dude Two "Yeah bro, sure did. She's a totaly cheeseburger."
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6.
Watch the movie:
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
The first 15 minutes of the movie, when Ashtray walks out on his patio in front of his dad's house a homeless man walks up to him and says:
"Hey man, you got any spare change man?"
Ashtray reponds with a no
"I got these cheeseburgers man" (holding a bag in his left hand that looks like it has cheeseburgers in it)
Ashtray says no again
"Man I'll suck your dick man!"
Ashtray says "no...get outta here".
7.
Especially referring to someone you have a history of hooking up with when drunk, but who you usually reject or refrain from said hookup with when sober.
Origin: When sober, you may or may not want a cheeseburger, but when you're drunk, you can never turn it down.
Friend 1: Did Luke hook up with Lauren last night?
Friend 2: Of course he did, he was hammered.
Friend 1: Why? You know he always regrets it.
Friend 2: Dude, she's his cheeseburger.
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