Cheesecake Handshake

What is Cheesecake Handshake?


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Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

See greeting, masturbation, words


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