What is Cheesecake Handshake?
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Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."
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(idiomatic expression) To express denial, to refuse a proposal. Same as "I don't even think about it" or "Fuck you, ..
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4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia
Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"
Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips..
