Cheesecake Handshake

What is Cheesecake Handshake?


1.

Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.

"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."

See greeting, masturbation, words


100

Random Words:

1. To molest with a noodle, especially with one's own noodle, or with a noodle of unspecified origin. Usage Note: Although the act of..
1. You feel a surprise come from your a hole (you farted) and it rumbles your nut sac and everything inside your nut sac. The action of th..
1. Obliterated and oblivious, usually caused by consuming too much alcomohol. The stumbling, mumbling guy over there is obviously oblivero..