What is Cheesewank?
1.
A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
Steve Na Who Is The Biggest Cheesewanker In The Universe
2.
Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.
Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.
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3.
males masterbating in a hole of a piece of cheese. or to wank it with a piece of cheese
go have sex with more cheese you cheesewank!
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4.
1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!
Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!
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5.
When you wank using a hole in a piece of cheese. Only gayboys do it, so it is used as an insult.
You cheesewank!
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