Cheesman Excuse

What is Cheesman Excuse?


1.

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.

Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.

Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!

Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

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2.

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.

Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.

Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!

Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.

Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.

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