What is Cheesus?
1.
A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.
Today I ate my first cheesus.
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2.
If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus
mmmmm Cheesus
3.
The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.
Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away
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4.
Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films
Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?
5.
a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.
when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.
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6.
The form of jesus seen in cheese flavoured chips such as cheetos, cheese and bacon balls, doritos, etc.
person a: what have u got for lunch?
person b: i have a pack of cheetos *opens packet*, want some?
person a: suree, *takes a cheeto* OMFG FTW THERES A CHEESUS IN UR CHEETOS!!!! :"D
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It is the holy spirit of Cheese. Many cheese-makers pray to him, and believe that he alone has the power to turn milk, into cheese.
Thank Cheesus, the swiss is holey!
In the name of Gouda, we praise Cheesus.
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