What is Cheesy Bagel?
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a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger
"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"
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To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!
Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!..