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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..
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1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be..
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Talentless pop singer, Ashlee Simpson, married even less-talented sceney-bopper Fall Out Boy guitarist, Pete Wentz. They both suck.
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