Cheesy Gordita

What is Cheesy Gordita?

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

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