What is Cheeto?
1.
a girl who goes to the tanning salon too much and now looks orange, like a cheeto
karen looks like a big cheeto
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2.
1.cheeto- (chee-toe) n. An orange, crispy snack that gets little orange crispy crumbs all over your fucking fingers. (see:
2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ...
1. HEY dude grab me a bag of cheeto's, man. and 500-fucking-paper towels. jeez.
2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long!
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3.
1. A very dumb and obnoxious person
2. A common snack food
Dude, isn't Cheeto a jerk!
I'm so hungry, i want some Cheeto's!
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4.
a thin, short latino person. Fast-talking and hard workin'.
I've got some cheeto's in the trunk.
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5.
Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.
Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.
There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester
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6.
A cheeto is a girl or guy who has sex with a Ginger. As a result of having sex with said Ginger, their genitles precede to turn orange like a cheeto.
"Fuck dude, why didn't you tell me she was a cheeto? Now my dick looks like an orange puffed corn snack..."
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7.
A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.
Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"
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