Cheeto Dick

What is Cheeto Dick?


1.

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

See Duke

2.

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

See shriveled, semi, whisky dick, Squigly

3.

An Insult.

One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)

"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"


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