What is Cheeto Dick?
1.
When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.
Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.
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2.
When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
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3.
An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)
"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"
