What is Cheetos?
1.
Dangerously cheesy urban/ehtnic snack.
Fo'
shizzle mynizzle , hook a brother up with some mo' Cheetos.
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2.
Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
3.
yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
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4.
Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.
Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.
CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.
Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!
CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!
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5.
obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana
-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
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6.
A cheesy snack created by a genius
Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!
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7.
adj. Used to describe something utterly ridiculous.
"Baby, you are the sunshine of my life."
That's so cheetos. Dangerously cheesy....
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