What is Cheetus?
1.
A monstrously fat woman resembling a walrus wearing cheetah print pants.
Me: "Look there goes cheetus stuffing her fat fucking face with....is that raw chuck steak?"
Cheetus: "Num num num num"
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2.
The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.
Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.
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Is when your friend is such a slut she is called "loose as a dock" (a boating dock).
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