Cheezits

What is Cheezits?


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A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?

Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.

Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!

David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?

Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?

*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*

Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?

Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

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