Cheezus Crisp

What is Cheezus Crisp?


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A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"

Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"

Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."

Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

See jesus, crisp, church, cheeze, food


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