What is Cheffetary?
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A Cheffetary is any individual who makes Kraft E-Z mac extraordinarily well, in fact so well it dwarfs all other types of microwaveable macaroni. Cheffetaries are most commonly seen in and around the Philadelphia area, but have been noted to be seen in North Jersey as well. Identifying characteristics include (but are not limited to)
*A Slick Haircut
*Getting lots of
*Unexplainable hordes of E-Z Mac
Guy 1 - Dude I live right down the hall from a Cheffetary.
Guy 2 - Shit man, you never have to buy E-Z Mac again!
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Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".
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