What is Chef's Crack?
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the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.
antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.
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Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks ..
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a hard painful blow sent to the gooch, useually brought forth by a foot or a knee.
im going to dead gooch you with my foot.
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