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a man penis/dick
a pet names for genitalia
'look at his fishing rod'
See Swanson Johnson..
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Auto fellatio. Sucking your own penis.
John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing..
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to get pissed off or really angry. Origin unknown...
He cracked the shits with her because she dropped a brick on his foot..