What is Chelsea Day?
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A day that typically people named Chelsea, who are overweight and wear too much eyeliner, dedicate to themselves because they feel the need to establish superiority over others.
The typical way to celebrate this holiday is to dress up like a hippy, even though you are clearly a poser, and call everyone that you aren't friends with white trash.
Most of the time on Chelsea Day, people talk about their father's because the typical Chelsea's celebrating this day have fathers who are news casters.
What she is fact leaving out, is that her father is a terrible news caster and perhaps as overweight as she is.
It is also custom on Chelsea Day to makeout with other people of the same sex to get rides in their car.
The only way to fight Chelsea Day is perhaps liposuction, and cocaine.
This is perhaps my favorite holiday of the entire year.
1. Chelsea Day should be eradicated from the Earth.
2. The sales of eyeliner and twinkies increased by 98% on account of Chelsea Day
3. I got liposuction because I hate Chelsea Day
4. I only wish i could have a Chelsea Day of my very own.
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