What is Cheltenham U-bend?
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Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.
Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.
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