What is Chelving?
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A dirty word that means to make some form of physical, sexual manoeuvre on a small, 60 plus year old man, who's spent his life in a grow bag. Does involve the anus, more specifically, the ring. Believed liked to a cult organisation in Yorkshire.
"I'm chelving Delaney"
"I hope you asked Delaney's permission"
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Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
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