Chem Orgy

What is Chem Orgy?


1.

(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)

a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.

Chem orgies consist of these students trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spammingvarious questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy successful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.

Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!

yes i did it

Eric: wow

Kevin: hey jimmy

Eric: there are 7 ppl

Kevin: chemistry party

Eric: yes

which kevin is this?

Kevin: the kevin

Sally: (kim)

Eric: KQ

Kevin: The almighty

Sally: lol

Eric: what?

Paul: wow

Kevin: Kool

Jimmy: i'm talking

Kevin: Kevin

Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain

Kevin: :)

loll

Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party

Sally: lolol

Brenda: yay you are talking

DUDE

Eric: YAY CHEM ORGY

Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone

oh well

Sally: ok if eric stops talking

then

Brenda: WAIT

Kevin: hey guys

Sally: everything will be good

Kevin: chris wu

Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT

Kevin: asked me a question

Sally: ummmmmmmm

iono

Eric: colorless

See orgy, ap chemistry, ap chem, general chemistry

2.

(chemistry orgy, chem party, chemistry party)

a gathering of AP chemistry students (cuz general chem is for n00bs), usually in an online chatroom, right before a major assignment is due i.e. a lab, a quiz, or a test.

Chem orgies consist of these students (mostly asian, varies by regional demographics) trying to organize an online study session. These "study sessions" usually end up as a bunch of kids in an online chatroom late at night spammingvarious questions concerning chemistry, and nobody really getting any answers. Very rarely is a chemistry orgy sucessful in its original purpose.

A candidate for a chem orgy must be verified before he/she partakes in said chem orgy, much like a normal orgy. An individual's intelligence, understanding of chemistry, amount of attention paid in class, willingness to share answers, and sex appeal. Despite the tedious chem orgy-goer selection process, this usually fails and the chem "study session" recedes into orgiastic behavior.

Sometimes, some smart-ass will try to organize a chemistry orgy and invite a bunch of dumb people. When you try to leave, they'll simply re-invite you. You should beat up that kid the next day at school, in order to teach him a lesson.

Sample from a chem orgy:

Brenda: You've been invited to this chat room!

yes i did it

Eric: wow

Kevin: hey jimmy

Eric: there are 7 ppl

Kevin: chemistry party

Eric: yes

which kevin is this?

Kevin: the kevin

Sally: (kim)

Eric: KQ

Kevin: The almighty

Sally: lol

Eric: what?

Paul: wow

Kevin: Kool

Jimmy: i'm talking

Kevin: Kevin

Eric: how dare you speak Chris Wu's name in vain

Kevin: :)

loll

Paul: i knew it was gonna turn out into a party

Sally: lolol

Brenda: yay you are talking

DUDE

Eric: YAY CHEM PARTY

Brenda: CHRIS WU didnt answer his phone

oh well

Sally: ok if eric stops talking

then

Brenda: WAIT

Kevin: hey guys

Sally: everything will be good

Kevin: chris wu

Brenda: SO HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE COLORLESS PPT

Kevin: asked me a question

Sally: ummmmmmmm

iono

Eric: colorless

See ap chemistry, orgy


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