Chemical Cock

What is Chemical Cock?


1.

When your cock won't get hard because you're under the influence of some sort of ridiculously stupid drug such as cocaine or crystal meth.

Hoff: Hey, fucktard, that blonde bitch said she wanted to fuck you but you wouldn't. What the fucks wrong with you?

Fucktard: It's all the llellodude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.

Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.

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