Chemtard

What is Chemtard?


1.

Derisive term for someone who believes in the Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory. The original meaning was directed at people who are poor at chemistry. The Chemtrail Conspiracy Theory holds that government planes are either seeding clouds to counter global warming or spraying mind-altering or health-altering chemical substances on unsuspecting populations around the world. Chemtards believe plane contrails (condensation ice crystal trails) are actually "chemtrails" (chemical trails), hence the name.

Chemtards are predominantly American, white, racist, scientifically illiterate defeated Republicans who hold President Obama responsible for applying the directives of the New World Order. They also believe in Planet Nibiru.

See chemtard, conspiracy theory

2.

A chemtard is someone who chose to take chemistry and then realised it was a grave mistake.. and are pretty much a failure in the subject.

Chemtard: Uhh... how do you test for carbon dioxide?

Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.

Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.

See chemistry, retard, science, failure, carbon, dioxide, school


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