Chemtrail

What is Chemtrail?


1.

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

2.

A nickname for contrail clouds left behind by planes that refers to a theory. It is believed that these contrails serve as pollution, reducing the earth surface's exposure to sunlight. This causes global cooling.

The theory though, is that there was and possibly stil is a government conspiracy, in which they are flying military planes that purposely create these chemtrails to cause global cooling (slowing down or lessening the effects of global warming).

j: hey it's actually snowing this winter.

p: yeah, i think those chemtrails are really helping maintain normal weather conditions

j: NOT!

See global cooling, global warming, cloud, theory

3.

bullshit conspiracy theory.

if you actually believe that chemtrails are real, kill urself

See hill, f, r, t, ddf, df, d

4.

Chemtrails are used to steer and propagate energies used in

ultra-secure communications, and because they quickly lose their

coherency, chemtrails that is, to become reflective layers of clouds

over a few hours time, they can also be (are) used to form what must be

called "The Broadcast Canopy", a major tool within the radiant arsenal

and in weather modification. A huge reflective sheet is formed over a

subject population, and the energies and frequencies broadcast from

antennae farms everywhere can be attuned to achieve ends that have been

researched extensively by the CIA during Projects Paperclip, MK-ULTRA,

and others...

Broadcast Canopys also are used to perpetuate things like through-wall

radar, very long distance sound bugging of premises, computer monitoring

from afar, and general invasions of privacy...

look up! you're being sprayed by your own government.


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