Cheney Tech

What is Cheney Tech?


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A dungeon that celebrates exclusion of simple rights, such as wearing jeans and allows days of silence to promote Gay awareness, when the vast majority of the student body are pissed off red necks who are mainly angry because that cant sport their favorite deer hunting and or America shirts. We walk the halls like assholes and put others down every chance we get. Our mascot is the Beaver even though the female students are offended by it, but honestly who really gives a Fuck about that, theirs what, two girls in the entire school. Teachers give about as much of a shit about the well fair and education of the students as the students themselves. And by that, most of us Cheney kids are gonna end up pumping gas the rest of our blue collar lives. Racist jokes and slurs ravage the halls, most students wield buck knives and sheet metal ninja stars. At Cheney, bands like Metallica, Megadeath, and Pantera are thought of as gods.In all GIT-ER-DONE and Fuck those Queers.

EX 1.

Poor 8th Grade Bastard: Mom, I think I should apply to Cheney Tech for my high school education.

Smart Mother: Fuck that, I don't want you to become a racist asshole.

EX 2.

Kid: Wow, that kid is a racist, sexist, pig.

Kid number 2: Oh, its OK he goes to Cheney

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