Chernobyl Edit Meaning

1.

A strain of high grade marijuana. Usually runs about 200 - 350 an ounce (varies depending on location and dealer). Kind of hard to find but worth the money. 1 gram can last you a day.

I took two drags off a bowl of Chernobyl and was so high I just sat staring at the television for nearly two hours.

See marijuana, pot, cannabis, buds, dank, nugs, thc, weed, chronic

2.

Russian nuclear disaster. Capitalist's fault, sold faulty equipement. Cold war conspiracy. HAIL DA MOTHERLAND.

"Chernobly does not reprezent ruzzian problem, Capitalist pigz sell faulty equipement and Chernobyl explozed. I am ruzzian. Szanks."

See chernobyl, capitalist, communism, pig, nuclear, explosion, szanks, russian

3.

Exclamation used on receipt of bad news. Similar to "crikey", "damn" or "shit". Originally from Ukrainian nuclear disaster in 1986.

"Dave's dad has just died. Absolute fucking Chernobyl!"

See crikey, shit, oh no, damn it, oh dear, damn, crap

4.

When a person snips off the top of a glow-in-the-dark chemicla stick and runs the contents up their rectum then sits on another persons chest and expels their bowels onto the said persons chest while screaming the Russian word for "no" (Nyet)

When performing a Chernobyl it is best to know more Russian and to use a green Chem stick. In theory it is even better to do this on a supermodels chest, but as yet this theory has not been proven.

See radioactive, fallout, shit, cleveland

5.

To beat up or attack while in an uncontrollable rage

"Back off man, or I will go Chernobyl on your ass!"

6.

a teabagging given by a Russian man

I fell asleep in the sauna and that Russian guy chernobyled me

See teabag, teabagging, scrotum, nuts, balls

7.

when you fart but then to your horror, follow through

OMG as if i did just SHIT in the shower. CHERNOBYL! i thought it was merely a harmless keff

See chernobyl, shitting, shower, innit, women, cock, tease, brindle