Cherry Bakewell

What is Cherry Bakewell?


1.

To release ones' jizzum on your partner's face, followed by a short sharp donkey punch to their nose, thus creating the appearance of a cherry bakewell.

Neil gave Bob a cherry bakewell... he didn't see that one coming

See bakewell tart, bakewell, facial, donkey punch, cum, jizz, punch, face

2.

A British staple. A small tart containing jam, marzipan and topped with icing, with half a glace cherry on top. Absolutely delicious, especially with a nice cup of tea.

In my opinion, the best cake Mr Kipling has to offer. If they didn't contain so many calories I would happily eat them all day.

mmmm, cherry bakewells, yum yum yum!

See cake, british, icing, cherry, mr kipling, geekstress

3.

To pull your pants doon and fart in someones face

Oi shut it or al gee ya a cherry bakewell


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