Cherry Johnson

What is Cherry Johnson?


1.

when someone deeply lacking common sense repeatedly does things they know they'll get caught doing yet insists they wont, often under the infulence of sugar, caffine or boredom.

Willie: dude i'm goin surfin wanna come?(chugs another root beer)

Billy: brah aren't you grounded?

Willie:yeah but check the sweet tide dude!

Billy:Dude thats such a fuckin cherry johnson

Willie: (eats somemore sugar straws) whaterver brah, i never get caught

(gets caught and grounded 3 more weeks)

See grounded, cherry, johnson, surfing, sugar


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