What is Cherry Mangler?
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A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
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