What is Cherry Mangler?
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A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
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(Also RWR Flare)
The gay-looking little raise of the leg that happens when a homosexual or effeminate male throws a ball.
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A large hairy homosexual person, of the asian variety; typically seen playing MMORPGs, such as Final Fantasy XI.
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