What is Cherry Mangler?
1.
A man who has such a gargantuan penis that he leaves his virgin sexual partners' lady parts mangled after engaging in intercourse, making it near impossible for future penetration and/or impregnation to occur with ease.
Joey: Dude, I've got a major problem. My woman says she can't tell when I'm inside her.
Joe: Bro, I wish I had that problem.
Joey: Yous a crazy bitch, why would you want that problem?
Joe: Because I'm a CHERRY MANGLER. Women fear me and my above average penis.
See
Random Words:
1.
A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.
m/ Old Man's Child m/
See black, metal, m/..
1.
Name of a Hindu deity- aka Krishna. The literal meaning is "the one who slaughtered a demon named Madhu". (Madhu = Demon; sudh..
1.
A shit place in North East Wales. Full of chavs. Also known as 'Da Quay'. Nothing to do there, except hang around Wepre Park g..
