Chert

What is Chert?


1.

1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.

2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.

example

"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"

See dude, exhilarate, joy, life, good, great, lovely, wonderful, event, wicked, awesome

2.

Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"

Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"

Guy that heard it: "Chert!"

3.

An incredibly greasy pussy.

Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."

Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."

See churt, chart, chirt, chort, chret

4.

Another word for chode or durf.

Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!

See durf, chode, taint, stinker


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