What is Chert?
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1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
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"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"
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2.
Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"
Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"
Guy that heard it: "Chert!"
3.
An incredibly greasy pussy.
Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."
Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."
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4.
Another word for chode or durf.
Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!
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