What is Cheshire Hockey?
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The Cheshire Hockey team is nothing but a bunch of drunks and druggies. They have no real skill whatsoever, but still manage to be extremely cocky. In 2006, they won the Division 3 State Title. In reality all this did was further embarass them because that just says they are at best 33rd in the state. A Saturday afternoon game for them usually means half the team is hung-over, and the other half is still drunk from the night before. This embarassment to hockey just further proves that Cheshire is the scum of the earth.
When you play Cheshire Hockey, practice will always end before happy hour.
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