Chess Tactics

What is Chess Tactics?


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A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.

Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.

Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.

Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.

Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.

See chess, pawnsauce, check, checkmate, mate, tactics


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