Chest Carpet

What is Chest Carpet?

The huge amount of hair on a men's chest.

E:Oh,my god there's hair coming out of Bart's shirt.

M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?

See chest, pubes, hair, hairs, armpit

Invitease

1. An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation. Person A: "Hey!..

Faulking

1. The action of stepping and/or stomping on someones face while wearing cleates. Lets go in the ghetto and go faulking. See curb stomp,..

Kate E.

1. A girl that wears bras that are too large for her breasts so that when she leans forward they are visable, to the pleasure of many guys...

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