Chest Carpet

What is Chest Carpet?

The huge amount of hair on a men's chest.

E:Oh,my god there's hair coming out of Bart's shirt.

M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?

See chest, pubes, hair, hairs, armpit

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