Chest Goblins

What is Chest Goblins?

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.

Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.

Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.

See fun bags, tits, titties, hooters, boobs, breasts, baby feeders

Assmouf

1. someone who has shit breath derrick stuck your toothbrush in his ass.. haha assmouf! See assmouth, funk, shit breath, shit, bad brea..

Toilet Aerobics

1. The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m. Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do..

Jew-nosed

1. Used to describe a long, tall, and bent object. Joshua: Whoa, that guy stepped on that 100 foot pice of rebar so hard, it became jew-no..

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