Chest Goblins

What is Chest Goblins?

Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.

Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.

Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.

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