Chest Nuts

What is Chest Nuts?


1.

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

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