Chest-cock

What is Chest-cock?


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A dildo strapped around the chest, typically for strippers to use when harnessed to the bachelor for the bachelor party private stripper show.

We wanted to hire strippers and to strap a huge veiny chest-cock on Dave at his bachelor party, but he was too frightened about the possible splatter patterns on his black shirt.


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