Chester Molester

What is Chester Molester?


1.

Every child's favourite campfire song. "Chester Molester from P.E.I, he's a dirty little bugger, with beady little eyes, He'll rape anything up to twice his size, Chester Molester from P.E.I! Yo ho ho, to jail he won't go! Yo ho ho to jail he won't go, Chester molester from P.E.I. He's under you're bed and I bet I know why!"

(children are sitting around a bonfire)

Hey guys let's sing a good camp fire song!

Oh I know! How about Chester Molester!

Yes! I love him!

See micheal jackson, children, rape, Christicles

2.

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

See pedophile, child abuse, rape, sex, sickness


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