What is Chester Springs?
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Commonly reffered to as area 19425, is as the philadelphia inquirer has stated, "The beverly hills of the delaware valley region." In recent years there has been an influx of Rich demanding upper class famailies only wanting the biggest and the best. Residents of Chester springs only compete in materialism. who has the best clothes, the best car, the most luxurisly furnished house. But the sad thing is that they all have these in common, their seven years olds are a walking abercrombie avertisement, the women are wearing that latest david yurman jewelry while carying the most recent louie vitton purses, and they all drive a mercedes or bmw, and their houses priced an extra 100 grand because of their location in 19425 are a radius of 20 feet apart all looking the same. Dont let this fool you, these people are really down to earth and humble. Lets take a look at a friday night with the public school kids. The kids get together at a friends house, the parents all think their children are sent directly from god and are all the virgin mary. Five seconds after their dropped off, shit1 cocaine is on the table and one by one they go in for a phiff. Oh so sad, the sweet innocent kids that come from those perfectly chrisitan fammilies are now snorting coke and now off to go get anal by some guy they just met in the guest room. Another past time in CHester springs? oh i thought it would be obvious? gossip, helllooo? Even the mothers liek to gossip about other kids since they think their children are amazingly gifted and so much better and talented then everyone elses. ex.-Oh my Annie, is just so pretyy, so atheltic, oh shes such an amazing person. Well guess what i bet you didnt know that annie just last night fucked David and CHris because she was too stoned to know that it was a dick she was on not the usual dildo she borrows from you because you and your husband hate eachother because you know that hes sleeping with the babysitter so you dont fuck him and rely on masturbation as the only pleasure youll get!. yes thats right. this is the real chester springs deal. I dont care what they say. 89% of the kids are stonned off their ass fucking eachother left and right. The parents have telephone poles inserted in thier rectum therefore they think its nesscary to talk abotu everyone elses bussines. Lovely chester springs is. The finest famailes, the best drugs, and the dirtiest sub 19 year olds in the world!
Joane: Shit are the waldons gettin divorced?
Lana- Oh yes, i heard they are, hurry up lets tell everyone and then go fuck because were such dikes:)
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A beautiful, lovely and picteresque tiny town on the Upper Western Main Line which is mainly known for its legendary horse farms as well as the Ludwig's Corner Horse Show and Country Fair(Eagle Hunt Club).
Residents like the lack of pretension associated with most Main Line towns. Lifestyle here is definitely more laid back than in Gladwyne or Bryn Mawr. Kids don't have Agnes Irwin here but they do have the fab Waldorf School and Seven Stars Organic Farm.
Parents still sport their designer wardrobe but they seem to not be as concerned with status as most of the other Mainliners do.
Life is great in Chester Springs. The highlight of everyone's day is to drive up and down Rte 401 during any season (Spring and Fall being the best), rolling down car's windows, taking a deep breath and smelling the fresh air, grass, trees, even the lovely farms. In the Fall the scenery is beyond magnificent, with foliage comparable to any major New England town.
Chester Springs residents are proud of their address, 19425 is not only the hottest zip code on the Main Line but it is also the safest town in Chester County, and most likely in the top 25 safest town in the country.
Walking into the Upper Uwchlan police station and seeing the cops being the guys you went to high school with.
Walking into the Chester Springs post office and seeing your friends. The town has a great atmosphere, friendly folk living here.
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Located somewhat northwest of Philadelphia, Chester Springs has received a massive influx of new - money
Most of the lower grade of Chester Springs residents have not resided in that zipcode, 19425, for more than 15 years. Natives of the area are fleeing in terror, away from the traffic, suburbanization, and deculturization of the area.
In Chester Springs, the typical family that is scorned by the true residents of the area lives in a neighborhood that is less than a decade old. Such a family typically owns a lower end BMW, Mercedes, or Audi, or a domestic car such as a Lincoln or a Caddy. Due to their spending on material excess, these families typically send their children to public schools, or lower end private schools, in particular, the parochial schools of the area. True residents of the area generally send their children to better schools along the Main Line, and pay less attention to material goods, such as a car. True residents typically reside in nicer houses than the new residents, but that is not truly a material concern, because before 1990 or so, the nicer houses were common, and there were no plywood shacks.
These new families should consider having their houses demolished, and ideally, they will move back to whatever plebian area they came from.
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