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When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom
"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me..
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the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.
Person 1..
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The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a..