What is Chesterfield Special?
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pre-coitus, a female takes an excessive amount of laxative, then mounts the partner in a standard forward facing face-sit and releases her runny stool over the partners neck to resemble a velvet collar.
Giving your loved one the chesterfield special is best after a messy argument.
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