What is Chesterton?
1.
A somewhat small town in Northwest Indiana. It consists of some pretty cool people, and lots and lots of corn. It is also considered a suburb of Chicago. It has some nice beaches, even though Michigan has better ones on lake Michigan, and it is way way way too flat.
Hey! where are you going? I'm going to Chesterton.
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2.
Describes the act of one man or woman defecating on the chest of a man, preferably with a very hairy chest.
"Bob just gave Hubert a giant Chesterton."
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