What is Chesticles?
1.
Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.
2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
2.
What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.
The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.
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3.
Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers
Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?
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4.
1. Female breasts. Aka boobs, hooters.
2. The elusive "female intuition".
3. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male's penis.
4. A woman's second face.
1. Misa Campo's got nice chesticles.
2. She dumped me because she let her chesticles do the thinking.
3. When your missus is yelling, just nod and look at her chesticles.
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5.
Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.
Tom: Check out her rack Paul!
Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?
Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!
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6.
A humorous parody of a male's
Man that babe had the hugest pair of chesticles i've ever seen!
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7.
Breasts of a Female, generally feel pain in a magnitude similar to those of testicles.
"omg becky, he punched me in the chesticles"
"That chick has big chesticles!"
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